Just in time for Friday

Got this email a few days ago:

Hey Mindy!


I’m going to a little get together in 2 weeks and was wondering if I could get your awesome Sangria recipe. I think it would be a hit :)
…I know it will be a hit! Here it is, my infamous and highly anticipated sangria recipe. Also known as:


  • “Naughty Sangria”
  • “Dirty Sangria”
  • “Fuck-you-up Sangria”
  • “OMG I’m so drunk after 1 drink Sangria”

Ingredients/Supplies:



  • One 4L handle of Carlo Rossi Sangria (I get mine from Safeway. Bevmo only has the small handles.)
  • One handle of vodka or rum. Or, be fancy with Grey Goose. (We get our Grey Goose at Costco.)
  • Any combination of fresh or frozen fruit. Blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, peaches, blueberries, mandarin orange work well.
  • 1 Pitcher (Or whatever. I’ve used a large vase before. Classy!)
  • 1 Ladle, if you so desire
Directions:
  • Mix CHILLED Sangria and vodka OR rum handles together. ALL OF IT.
  • Add fruit and serve
**Vodka-infused fruit at the bottom of the pitcher is a hit even after the Sangria is gone

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any shenanigans or wrong-doing that result from this concoction.

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